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mega-byte: thelemon-isinplay: teapots-and-traditions: BEDROOMS...

Sat, 25 May 2013 18:51:06 -0400

thelemon-isinplay:

teapots-and-traditions:

BEDROOMS.

I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED
That middle one is a real life yaoi bed

chudobs: someone has waited their entire life to put that title...

Sat, 25 May 2013 18:50:24 -0400

someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

gripking: hakosukajapan: jzx100: Snow spec 2JZ :) this is...

Sat, 25 May 2013 18:50:06 -0400

gripking:

hakosukajapan:

jzx100:

Snow spec 2JZ :)

this is surprisingly nice.

I dig it.

oneflamingo: are you a clown because you are cirque du so lame

Sat, 25 May 2013 18:49:49 -0400

oneflamingo:

are you a clown because you are cirque du so lame

fuckyeahlaughters: sydthe-sloth: Fun Fact: If you take 2 ‘D’...

Sat, 25 May 2013 16:25:10 -0400

fuckyeahlaughters:

sydthe-sloth:

Fun Fact: If you take 2 ‘D’ batteries and attach alligator clips to them and a light bulb and then another alligator clip to the light bulb and your braces the bulb works

how is that a fun fact..

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Sat, 25 May 2013 16:19:25 -0400

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Sat, 25 May 2013 16:15:31 -0400

trollingchannel:

http://trollingchannel.tumblr.com/

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Sat, 25 May 2013 03:08:40 -0400

the-alpha-male: himynameisnotjoby: 671fairladyz: The 4...

Sat, 25 May 2013 00:37:36 -0400

the-alpha-male:

himynameisnotjoby:

671fairladyz:

The 4 infamous CAR GODS!!!!!!!!

NSX,GTR,SUPRA, AND RX7

car gods

Legendary

mattz32:

Sat, 25 May 2013 00:19:19 -0400

mattz32:

meme4u: http://memeblock.com

Sat, 25 May 2013 00:18:58 -0400

meme4u:

http://memeblock.com

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Sat, 25 May 2013 00:07:55 -0400

pandabearjdm: anoy07: Reblog i can just hear those cars in my...

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:57:38 -0400

pandabearjdm:

anoy07:

Reblog

i can just hear those cars in my head…

bumbditch: twerk4bieber: I moved into a new house and I was...

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:57:12 -0400

bumbditch:

twerk4bieber:

I moved into a new house and I was looking out my window on the second floor and I still have no idea what the hell is going on

It’s an escape plan

elkane: Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto...

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:55:31 -0400

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 23:54:40 -0400

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Fri, 24 May 2013 16:54:36 -0400

bogleech: what-are-you-doing-here: goddessofcheese: brofligat...

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:53:15 -0400

bogleech:

what-are-you-doing-here:

goddessofcheese:

brofligate:

did-you-kno:

Source

There is literally nothing better than a sexy, badass lady.

CHING MOTHERFUCKING SHIH

This lady was such a badass, I can’t count the ways, but let’s try.

She got married to an already successful pirate, Zheng Yi, and took over when he died. She was crazy strict to keep an iron fist over her fleet of pirates, and the punishments for stepping out of line were brutal. If you stole or looted from a town that provided assistance or tribute to the pirate fleet, Ching would chop your fucking head off with a battle axe and dump your lifeless body in the ocean. If you stole from the pirate treasury, or she thought you were stealing from the pirate treasury, Ching would chop your fucking head off dump your lifeless body in the ocean. Raping any captured female prisoners was punishable by immediate death. Fuck, if you had consensual sex while on duty you got your head chopped off and the woman was chucked off the boat no matter where they were at. Ching wasn’t fucking around, and she wanted to make damn sure you weren’t fucking around when you should have been working.

Two years after she took over, she got so notorious for ransacking towns and taking taxes on them that she pissed off the entire Chinese government, and sent out a massive fleet to bring her in line. Most pirates probably would’ve said this was out of their pay grade and taken off to hide out or ransack some other country.

Ching Shih said fuck that.

She not only faced them head on, she wiped the floor with them, killing hundreds and capturing sixty-something ships from the Imperial Fleet. Prisoners were given the choice of joining up or being executed on the spot. The Admiral of the Chinese navy, Kwo Lang, was so afraid of being captured by her or going back to admit he’d been beaten by her that he committed suicide.

For the next two years, Ching Shih not only kept on pirating, she fought off Chinese forces as well as Dutch and British warships that the navy called in to help. Finally the government gave up and offered her amnesty as well as amnesty for her then SEVENTEEN THOUSAND crewman. Ching Shih got to keep all her plunder, so she retired to the countryside where she opened up a brothel and lived until she was 69.

tldr: I’ve come to terms with the reality that I’ll never be as terrifyingly badass as this woman was.

i will be as badass as she

You know, I heard of her, but I’d either forgotten or never heard that she grew old and retired having never been brought down or defeated ever.

She won being a pirate.

She got history’s high score.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 16:47:07 -0400